| What better place than Texas to talk about insanity... That
state has tortured us with an assortment of crooked politicians with
the most recent being the AWOL Chicken George who will leave a
stench in the Oval Office for years to come. But the "war
president" is not the only thing that smells in Texas. There's
Tom DeLay, Poppy & Babs Bush, Dick Cheney who suddenly discovered
that he lived in Wyoming once he decided he wanted to be
president...... hmmm....err...... vice president.......... AND then
there's LindyLou! Who's LindyLou?, you ask. LindyLou is one of those good old gals that you may have heard about over the years. She knows everyone and everything. She is one of the most important women in Texas. She helped stop the impeachment process dead in it's tracks when President Clinton was facing the possibility of being removed from office for having an affair. She has faced down the entire Bush clan and they fear her every day of their lives. That's the story according to LindyLou. She's done wondorous things in spite of being handed a humongous pair of breasts, planted upon a very petite frame, & amazing beauty, both which have been the curse of her life,(according to LindyLou of course). Oh....... did I mention that she has an ego the size of Texas? Her latest project is to see that Obama is never sworn in as president of the U.S. She claims he was born in Kenya or other mysterious foreign country. Yes, Obama's now deceased mother had the foresight to have someone in Hawaii place a birth notice in the local paper because she knew he was going to run for the presidency some day!! Now LindyLou is out to see that this never happens. I'll step away from the story for a few minutes to introduce several of LindyLou's sidekicks & devoted companions. First of course is LindyLou Burper, she of the shocked look when anyone disagrees with her! Now ain't that just the cutest thing you've ever seen?
Next comes her echo, Josephine......
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